"You're in the paper?
You must be glamorous!!"
"Nono. Just ugly. Just very, very ugly."
If I woke up one day and read a text congratulating me on making it to a local newspage, I automatically would like to assume it has to do with some underage illegal indiscretion or scandalous criminal activity at the very least.
But nope, no glamour, no murder, no felony.
Although it is a little flattering and highly ironic to be the poster child for Student Suicide.
Albeit uncredited.
Sigh.
Always Uncredited.
You must be glamorous!!"
"Nono. Just ugly. Just very, very ugly."
If I woke up one day and read a text congratulating me on making it to a local newspage, I automatically would like to assume it has to do with some underage illegal indiscretion or scandalous criminal activity at the very least.
But nope, no glamour, no murder, no felony.
Although it is a little flattering and highly ironic to be the poster child for Student Suicide.
Albeit uncredited.
Sigh.
Always Uncredited.
Tis okay.
ReplyDeleteWe'll commit mass suicide one day and have both our pictures on the frontpage. Deal?