And you yell,
"Girl! Your ass is fine!"
Then you bed a dude instead,
And wake up in denial.
There's vodka on the floor.
You left your underwear behind,
as you ran out through his door,
Me that you were having a good time,
I saw your legs wrapped around his head,
Or wait, maybe they were mine.
In the corridor,
Your girlfriend yells, "You're Gay!"
You shake your head and run,
Because your mama says you ain't!
Me that he gave you your due,
You wished for joy and gaiety,
And now your wish came true.
Merry Christmas Everyone :)